jab me with a fork, i scream

etceterotic:

me on mondays

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diametricallyopposed-bros:

turntdongo:

brownmen:

urdufag:

fighting-dreamers:

lmao she’s right

What is she saying

I could just kill that Kim Kardashian, remember the days she ran out the door without wearing any lipgloss on, now I gotta take 3 years to contour my face. (I think..)

i love that scottish people confuse you all so much

It’s actually more like:

“I could just fucking kill that Kim Kardashian, remember the days you just ran out the door with a bit of bloody lipgloss on, now I gotta take three years to contour my face! I’m not happy.”

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seasaltandsawdust:

When a mutual posts a selfie

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lesbriian:

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

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etthereal:

this is so pure

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dadpat-tactual:

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fly-sky-high-09:

dazzmazing-dazz:

the-armed-utahn:

saltrat88:

Forgot how to cat?

Glitch in the matrix

Lagging in online games be like.

EHAT SURPRISES ME IS THAT CAT CAN ACTUALLY MOVE AWAY ANY TIME IT WANTS CUZ YOU CAN SEE IT NORMALLY STEP UP TO A PERSON BUT THEN JUST GOES BACK TO DOING A FUNNY WALK, SO I THINK IT’S HAVING FUN!

IT’S TIED UP, PEOPLE

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shitshilarious:

meredith, how do i open a new tab

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i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs zero dollars and zero cents to send me $30

I have been made aware that this post has certain inaccurate claims in it. I am investigating the problems now and will make edits in the future, thank you all for pointing out the issue, my apologies.

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs $30 to send me $30

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